![]() Randy: Come on, Tess! Carly: Ugh, what is wrong with you?! Derek Thompson: Look, I had a bad day. Derek Thompson: Hey, hey, hey! It doesn't matter what you do in the Talent Show! You're never gonna be a famous rock star! You're just gonna be another kid with a guitar! So do yourself a favor and just give it up, okay! Carly: Derek! Derek Thompson: Look, baby. Randy: I need at least one more run through it. Randy: But the Talent Show's tomorrow night. Randy: Can we go practice now? Derek Thompson: You know what, can we skip today's session. Carly: What's the matter, hon? Derek Thompson: Everything. Tess: Derek, guess what? I have another loose tooth. You got some inconsistent mythology.ĭerek Thompson: Does this tutu make my butt look big? Lily: Huge.Ĭarly: Hey honey, how was your game? Derek Thompson: Not good. Randy: Thought you said you were a vampire. You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever!ĭialogue Derek Thompson: I'm the Tooth Fairy.You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.Michael Lembeck seems in touch with the film's inherent campiness, though one almost wishes "Tooth Fairy" possessed some of the innocent charm and goofiness of Jon Favreau's "Elf" with Will Ferrell.ĭestined to be widely trashed by your average cynical film critic, this is one film where families, especially those with small children, should ignore the critics and simply give in to the silliness of it all.Derek "The Tooth Fairy" Thompson Similarly, the material doesn't begin to take advantage of Ashley Judd's range, but she complements Johnson nicely and turns what should have been a cinematic disaster into a decent Saturday at the movies for the family. The stern department head is a role Julie Andrews could play in her sleep, but to her credit she keeps everything energized and enthusiastic. The supporting cast is fine if, again, not particularly outstanding, though Stephen Merchant is quite delightful as the hapless and semi-incompetent caseworker while Billy Crystal serves up the film's funniest scenes in an unbilled appearance. Johnson simply has to show up, be charming and be willing to make light of his macho, tough guy persona. Johnson isn't brilliant here, but he doesn't have to be. These types of films make money, generate good will, make families happy and, in the end, serve as the perfect vehicle for an actor with limited emotional range but solid enough stage presence to sell the range he does have. It would be easy to fault Johnson for continuing to make such films, but there's a reason he's making them. There's really nothing else to "Tooth Fairy." This is one of those incredibly simple, very basic, absolutely fundamental films in which a sorta bad guy is made good through a variety of silly circumstances and, in the end, learns valuable life lessons. ![]() In the spirit of "A Christmas Carol," Johnson receives a visit from the Department of Dissemination of Disbelief and is promptly sentenced to a stint as a tooth fairy by the department's head (Julie Andrews) and assigned a rather hapless caseworker (Stephen Merchant).ĭoes this all sound incredibly irrelevant and silly? As the film kicks off, he's knocking out yet another opponent's tooth then later casually tells the daughter (Destiny Grace Whitlock) of his girlfriend (Ashley Judd) that there is no tooth fairy and proceeds to steal the cash out from under her pillow. In the film, Johnson is a minor-league hockey player assigned the nickname of "Tooth Fairy" due to his gift for knocking out his opponent's teeth. Parents? There's not as much for you here, but looking around the auditorium it was clear that, at the very least, the parents were appreciating the fact that their children were appreciating "Tooth Fairy." "Tooth Fairy" is what it is.a true family friendly film with an easygoing, gentle spirit and enough of a good heart to please most children who've come to love these silly characters that Johnson creates onscreen. On the other hand, if you've seen the poster or movie trailer for "Tooth Fairy" with an angel wing-clad Johnson in his hockey attire, then you pretty much know everything you need to know about the film before the film even begins. To trash the film for being a mindless, predictable and paint-by-numbers film seems a tad unfair. "Tooth Fairy," the latest family friendly film to feature Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, is a difficult film to review.
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